you impudent fool- you know nothing and i have won
i have all the skill and know you have none
i'm here to help, but instead i demean
i'm mother superior, yes, i am the queen
no answer is correct unless it matches mine
i'm so sharp-seeing; everyone else is blind
here, take this and that, you lout- you haven't any sense
for i got 4.0s in college-dare not venture hence!
for all i know compared to God is very minuscule
but as far as you know, it is I who rule.
it's not my own children i hold and coddle
it's my precious ego, an untouchable model
so draw back and away, you, with the doctorate degree
you'll never be nearly as learned as me!